: : Granny Humour : :

Coming back home tonite to an excited 73 year old grandmother who couldn't stop gushing. :) This was what she said.

Granny : Ah yo! Pipeman (the person in charge of the house renovations) so notti one! I win 4D RM200 so he ask me chia (treat) him makan (eat) KFC and Pizza ah! Aiyo! The Pizza people so notti one!



Granny : They wanna makan (eat) chicken so order KFC lor! Then order pizza ah!



Granny : The gal so notti one. Ask me to order Pizza Chicken (Wena note : BBQ wings) so I say okay lor. Didn't know so many chicken mah!



Wena : Wah! Pipeman also eat salad meh? Thought he dun (don't) makan (eat) veggie one.

Granny : Aiya! The gal ask me whether I want so I blur blur order lah!



Granny : Then ah, I order the cola. Thought small small bottle (gesturing wildly) but come big big liaw! So you must finish one!

Wena : Aiyo! So how much everything ah?

Granny : Nearly RM100 liaw. :( Money gone.

Wena : Still got so much left ah?

Granny : Ya lor! First time I order from phone mah!